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Latest post 08-06-2008 7:13 PM by The_Chocholic_Gerbil. 36 replies.
  • 06-07-2008 6:55 PM In reply to

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    32 white horses around a red hill?

    It took me ages to figure this one out!

    Together anything is possible In my previous life i was a little purple dragon!!
  • 07-19-2008 6:05 PM In reply to

    • BigBoomer
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    Re: Jokes

     Only a man with no dignity would take a gun to a swordfight, only a moron would take a sword to a gunfight.

     And on the news tonight, all the toilets from a police station in Nottingham have been stolen, police still gave nothing to go on.

    And on the news tonight, a large hole has been found in the middle of the M4, police are looking into it.

    When the world gets tough, the tough start helping. 

    Now after that serious bit... Look at my puppy! Isn't she sweet!!!Big Smile (DP)

  • 07-19-2008 9:36 PM In reply to

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     A chicken walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and says, "Buk Buk BUK."

    The librarian decides that the chicken wants three books. She gives three books to the chicken, who goes away with them tucked under its wing.

    Around midday, the chicken returns to the circulation desk, looking vexed, and says, "Buk Buk BuKKOOK!"

    The librarian decides that the chicken wants another three books. The chicken leaves as before, with three books under its wing.

    The chicken returns to the library in the early afternoon, approaches the librarian, looking very annoyed, and says, "Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!"

    The librarian is now a little suspicious. She gives the chicken three books, and decides to follow it.

    She follows the chicken out of the library and through the town to a park. There she ses the chicken throwing the books at a frog in a pond, while the frog says, "Rrredit, Rrredit, Rrredit..."

    Stick out tongue

    The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
  • 07-21-2008 1:51 PM In reply to

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    here is one!!! 

    Knock knock!

    Whos there?

    Mr Milk

    Mr Milk who?

    The one who delivers milk!!!

    No thanks, i dont do cows.

    Found it funny? Then recycle glass bottles!!!

     Olya/Lilly

  • 07-21-2008 1:58 PM In reply to

    Re: Jokes

    Should this be the other way round?

    I mean:

    32 red horses around a white hill?

    Sounds like everest.

    By the way, freezing snow lies on the top of everest and in 100 years it will dissapear. This is because or the CO2 that travels in the air.

     Olya/Lilly

  • 07-21-2008 4:20 PM In reply to

    • pekefan
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    Re: Jokes

     Sorry if this is mean to anyone!

    Here is a book title:

    The Book of Moons

    By Hugh Jass!

     

  • 08-06-2008 7:13 PM In reply to

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    wow luv da jokes saving the world!! well not jokes but u no wot i meen!!

    Star The_Chocoholic_Gerbil is in the building and she's here to stay!Star

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