Jokes

Nope but your on a similar track 

A match? or a candle?

It is a candle well done :P

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

hahahahaahhahahahahahaha! that is funny, because their not under a tent any more!

heres another 1.

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11.... Scroll down for what happened... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

HAHAHAHA, very funny...but not for the patients.

patients beware!

heres another 1.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. 

very very very very very very very very very etc funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

''But how on Earth did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

''They called back.''  

Eco-Dude:

A guy burned two ears...

That was funny!

thanks!

isn't it a day ?

Thats a really good joke!!! HAHAHlol     . . . . . . . . . .

                  What do you call a man stood on the end of a mountain??#

                       CLIFF RICHARD!!!!!!!!!

I heard a knock on my door on a cold winters night.

I opened the door and there was a cow on my doorstep.

I said, "Come in you must be friesen!" 

What's the tallest building in the world?

Central Library because it has thousands of stories !