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Latest post 12-17-2008 1:22 PM by tillytots24. 43 replies.
  • 06-20-2008 12:11 PM In reply to

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    Re: jokes

    I GOT a joke:

    1+1=window

  • 06-20-2008 12:13 PM In reply to

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    Re: jokes

    i got a better one:

    what's the worst veggie to have in a boat? #

    A leak!

  • 06-20-2008 12:19 PM In reply to

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    that funny try this one

     

     

    what doyoucall a dear with no eye

    no eye dear

     

    Doing All I can To Help What I Have Sworn To Protech TO My Legions!!!!
  • 06-20-2008 12:19 PM In reply to

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    you are funny but what g#does that got ta do with saving the enviroment

  • 06-20-2008 12:19 PM In reply to

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    knok konk

    who there doctor

    doctor who

    doctor who

  • 07-17-2008 5:09 PM In reply to

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     Why did the robber take a shower before he left the house he had just robbed?

    So he could get a clean getaway!!!

    P.s  Hopefully he didn't use too much water, bad for the environment!

     

  • 08-18-2008 4:35 PM In reply to

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    Re: jokes

     A man with little sight walks in to a building and says to the woman at the desk "I'll have a beer, love".  The woman says back to him "Sir, this is a library."

    The man says "Sorry," then in a quieter voice, "I'll have a beer, love."

    When the world gets tough, the tough start helping. 

    Now after that serious bit... Look at my puppy! Isn't she sweet!!!Big Smile (DP)

  • 10-06-2008 8:34 PM In reply to

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    Re: jokes

     yes more more please

  • 10-06-2008 8:41 PM In reply to

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    • docter docter i feel like a pair of curtains
    • well, pull yourself together
    • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes
  • 11-30-2008 6:32 PM In reply to

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    I have got one for ya.

    Doctor Doctor I feal like a box.

    Well pack it in!!

    The future of the earth is in our hands. So be careful not to drop it. LOL Stick out tongue                                                                                              LOVE THE PLANET AS IF IT IS YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!

    Anything is possible if you believe.

  • 12-14-2008 6:12 PM In reply to

    • Stemonie
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    Re: jokes

    XD

    Here's one my dad just made up!

    Me after watching the Twighlight advert: How can it be about vampires?! There were no visible fangs in it!

    My dad whilst on the laptop: Fangs for telling me!

    He thinks he's funny...and sometimes he is! XD

     

  • 12-14-2008 7:32 PM In reply to

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    HAHAHAHA. LOL that was one great joke!

    The future of the earth is in our hands. So be careful not to drop it. LOL Stick out tongue                                                                                              LOVE THE PLANET AS IF IT IS YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!

    Anything is possible if you believe.

  • 12-17-2008 1:22 PM In reply to

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     i got it

     The future of the earth is in our hands. So be careful not to drop it. LOL Big Smile

    LOVE THE PLANET

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