Insect and animal jokes just for fun.

I apologise in the beginning for these jokes, but once I started thinking of them I could't stop!

What goes ninety nine............ one one one one one?               

A centipede hopping

What goes 100...100......100.....100....100?                              

A centipede on a trampoline!

What goes 100.......1.......100......1.......100.....?                          

A centipede putting it's shoes on.

What goes  50.........50.......50......50.?                                         

A centipede swimming!

What goes  100..................1.................100...............1...etc...?  

A lady centipede putting her nail varnish on!

What goes 1.2.3.4.5.6..........1......2......3....................100?        

A centipede doing the long jump!

Any more centipede jokes?

What goes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 clunk?                                                   Long John Spider

What goes 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8............................................................................................................

.............................................................8!( come on think about it!).......          

A spider  hang gliding!                                     

And here's some more.....

What goes flap flap flap flap flap.bonk! .........  A bat with an ear infection!

What goes flutter flutter atchoooooo! flutter flutter atchoo atchoo atchoo!............A butterfly with hay fever!

One spider says to the other I've been working so hard but seem to be going round in circles getting nowhere!

One ant says to another, "do I know you? you look familiar!"

One mackeral to another in the shoal, "we'll have to stop meeting like this my wife is getting suspicious! 

and finally ....

Two ducks swimming in a pond, one says to the other "Wack quack quack, quack quack!"...............well, what would you expect them to say?

Sorry,....all done. Now it's your turn.

I just had an idea for a joke. please tell me what you think.

What do you call a bug/insect under a shoe?

Squashed!

what do you call a hedgehog in a pile of leaves?

russel!

LOL